As we continue to monitor the situation here at People Say I’m Funny, I’d like to reassure the supporters that I’m following the prescribed precautions as outlined by the WHO and CDC. Social distancing, hand washing/sanitizing, and meditation will get me through the upending of daily life day-by-day. One step in front of the other should loosen some of the stress and pressure that is felt by me and those around me deeply affected by the virus, with respect to income, housing, utilities, and the numerous ways in which our disaster of government still requires that we pay them.

I’d like to outline something else too. I’d like to report to the nation that, throughout all of these tribulations and new social paradigms set forth, my farts have remained steadfast in their normal way of leaving my body. It’s a border that I cannot shut, and frankly, will keep open, to help retain what little normalcy I can throughout all of the misinformation being distributed. The noise will no longer disturb anyone, and in fact, my farts have gotten more silent and resilienr in the face of assversity. The good news is that most people will now be unaffected by the smell. That’s one way I’m remaining optimistic in my brief update...

Please, stay safe, stay calm, and for the love of all that’s good, stay gassy.

Sincerely,

Charlie