Well, I've said it before and I'll say it again; Cloud computing is the way to go! What am I talking about? The horse, of course. This Saturday was the ever popular Preakness Stakes, the second leg of the Triple Crown. (by the way, my improv team Second Leg is performing at the Triple Crown on 7th Avenue on Friday in what can only be referred to as "A competition improv show.") If you were tired of the horse stuff two weeks ago, I don't know why you came back. It'll be more of the same.

Well, not exactly. This week, let's look at only the top three. What happened is considered to be a major upset, like that time David beat Goliath. You see, Always Dreaming was asleep at the wheel and Classic Empire was all set to reign (wordplay!) when out of nowhere, maybe the clouds, Cloud Computing was like "Let me hack this race." And what a hack-a-thon it was. He tore up the last few furlongs like Jack the "furlong' Ripper. Everything fell into place, well, really only Classic Empire, who came in second.

Senior Investment came out of nowhere, much like many senior investments do, and really put on a show, meaning he came in third. Senior Investment comes from old money, I'm guessing, and so it's easy to imagine why people would buy into him so much. All I can say is that most of my investments will happen when I'm senior aged, because I have no money now. But I'll have money later, or so they tell me.

Anyway, I'll be going now. It's late, your eyes are tired from my terrible color background, and nothing good can come from reading this much longer. Catch ya next week!