I don't always eat lunch, but when I do, I eat Chipotle. Chipotle is like a great equalizer, you know. I mean, it's the one thing that remains constant. We only know a couple things to be completely true in this world. The first is that we are all gonna die, and the second is that we are all gonna eat Chipotle, not necessarily in that order. I've never met someone who doesn't like Chipotle. Ok, to be fair, I've met one or two, but it sounds better if I say everyone likes Chipotle.

I believe that there is some magic power that brings the world together, creating a strong sense of humanity, emanating from a bowl of rice and beans. It has the power to change personalities and opinions. I mean, you may hate me (but it ain't no lie, baby buy, buy, buy Chipotle) but let's talk about it over a burrito and see if you don't change your mind. I might be an awful, murderous psychopath, but I wouldn't take you to Taco Bell. I'm not a monster, for Christ's sake.

Chipotle is where beautiful people go to eat lunch. We're talking the richest of the rich. You kind of have to be rich to afford the new price increase, especially if you get double chicken. But we pay it because if we don't, we don't get Chipotle. It's a vicious circle shaped pita bread. Lunch is that after breakfast pick-me-up, and as such, it should be enjoyed. So enjoy it.

**This is not a paid advertisement for Chipotle. Chipotle is in no way affiliated with this blog. However, I am open to the idea. ;)**