Three Two Line Scenes

"Can I put more Jews in this ghetto?" - Nazi 

"I don't know, can you? Ha, ha. It's 'May I put more Jews in this ghetto?' And yes, you may." - Grammar Nazi

"Your son sounds like an accomplished man." - Random Bostonian

"He is. I think I have a photo of him somewhere." (Pulls out a $100 bill) "Ahh, here we go. That's him in the middle." - Josiah Franklin

"What is The Barrier Reef?" - Contestant

"Ha, ha, ha. No. The answer is the The Great Barrier Reef, stupid." - Alex Trebek