I'm not misogynistic, but...
- Woman, make me a sandwich!
- I don't think women should play sports... or at least not at the same time as I am playing. Basically, stop slowing me down on the golf course. I don't want to have to wait twenty minutes to mess up every shot. It already takes me forever and a day.
- I only catch the male version of each Pokémon.
- No, seriously. Woman, make me a sandwich!
- I got 99 problems and a bitch is one.
- "If I can't batter the women, how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?" is my favorite Eminem lyric from the song "Rap God."
- Where is my sandwich? I'm not getting one, am I? No. Oh, OK.