Can you believe that it's been three years since my mom started reading this blog? Wow! Time flies when your writing puns. Traditionally, year three is the leather anniversary, although a more modern gift is crystal or glass. I'd definitely prefer a jacket over a ring. Or maybe a glass wallet? Nah, that's not so practical. Anyway, this blog has definitely grown over the past year, most notably into a full website. It has everything that you want, plus a lot of things you don't want. I added a Podcasts tab and added one episode of Mono A Monotone and two episodes of Story Time. I added a Videos tab and will be populating it more in the future. I added a tab called Tour Dates, which is TBA right now. Stay Tuned for that. The about the author tab is funny and informative. As it should be.

And like I say every year, this is mainly just practice for me to hone my craft. Not everything is funny; comedy is subjective. That being said, I'm hilarious and you are so lucky that you get to witness it each week. For free no less. I wish I was you (No I don't!).

Say, do you remember me telling you about the time that I made a pitch for a television sitcom to NBC? You don't? Well, I did, and sadly they have gone a different direction, citing things like "not funny" and "we can't pay you one million per episode." So, I will not be moving on in the competition. That's OK, because the show was based off of a book that I have not written yet. So guess what? I started to write that book and want to finish it by November 31st. Ambitious, I know, but doable.

So that's where I'm at. Three years in and still trying new things. Because that's the secret to life. Try new things; don't let new things try you. (That's either rambling nonsense, or I'm a genius. I'm a genius. L'chaim!)