Over the time that you have spent getting to know my writing, you may feel as though you know me. Or maybe it's the exact opposite. Either way, I'm going to answer some questions for you in an effort to further your knowledge of my interests and beliefs.

Fighters or Boxers?

I think boxers because I don't like how real fighting is.

Boxers or Briefs?

Briefs, because I'm not long.

Briefs or Memos?

Memos because compared to a brief, aren't they shorter? And is that counterintuitive to the name brief?

Memos or Creative Writing?

Creative writing because I didn't get the memo not to.

Creative Writing or Writing with Rules?

Still creative writing.

Laws or Prison?

Laws because prison is scary. I've seen LockUp Raw on like MSNBC, or CNN, or TLC, which I think is The LockUp Raw Channel. One of those channels.

Prison or Jail?

Ehh, sometimes I call it both.

Going to Jail or a Ke$ha concert?

This is a tough one. On the one hand, you've got a bunch of angry men who don't want to be where they are. And on the other hand you've got jail. I'd probably go with the concert, because it will actually be a shorter length of time, although it may feel longer.

*The More You Know*