Ok. If you have been reading this blog from the beginning, thank you. If you haven't been reading this blog from the beginning, thank you also because you are reading now. I've been doing this for a year. So let me tell you what it means to me. This blog is a way for me to take something that I think is funny during the week, and turn it into a small piece of writing. Then, I show you because I figure if it makes me laugh, it may make someone else laugh too. You don't have to “get” all of the posts; that's not the point. We as humans connect differently with everything that we encounter. If I see a flower on the grass, I'm going to walk by it, unaffected. But someone else may pick it up and smell it. You get the point, right? Good.

Now, I like writing something each week and then seeing what it ends up looking like. A lot of what I have are some short monologues. Sometimes, I wrote a conversation. Whatever the case, it is all infused with my version of wit and sarcasm. Whether that's funny or just plain stupid, well, I’ll let you be the judge of that.

One thing that I've learned is that writing is good but I can create video and audio content and post it to this blog and around the internet. You may remember when I tried to explain the history of the world. That was fun, and I would like to do more. I'd like to keep this blog going. It's great practice for me. So now I'm going to try some voice work, between story time and the radio show.

The following is the first episode of story time. You may recognize some familiar voices. Note: I do not have the pull to actually get the celebrities reading the story. Spoiler Alert: it’s me doing impressions.