Hey, stalker's are people too! We just don't see them everyday (But they see us!). And occasionally, they need help picking up women (and then never letting go). So, I've taken it upon myself to help these unseen heroes out. Anyone can use these lines, but they will only work in certain situations.

Did it hurt? When you tripped outside your house this morning. Hi, my name is...
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running past my car every morning this week. Hi, my name is...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? It's like love at tenth sight for me. Hi, my name is...
Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knee when I fell, out of the tree next to your room, for you. Hi, my name is...

I have no clue what these line's success rates are, but they probably aren't good. So take it or leave.