Rolling Up Squad Deep
They say 2011 was the year of Adele, with her clean sweep of the
Grammy’s in February. That’s funny, I thought it was the year of the Rabbit.
And who is they? The people who say I’m funny? Because they weren’t right about
that. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they are right
about this one. So, in a tribute to Adele, I will share my parody of Rolling In
The Deep, which I call Rolling Up Squad Deep. Squad deep, as defined by the urban
dictionary, means “Bringin’ ya whole crew.’ Just thought I’d let you know.
There's a spark starting in my car
Reaching all cylinders, and it's making
the engine start
Finally I can shift it into gear
Roll away and pull out while looking out
the rear
See how I leave with every friend I have
Don't underestimate how well we all
behave
There's a spark starting in my car
Reaching all cylinders
And it's making the engine start
The empty cars on the road all pass us
They keep me thinking of how the car is very
full
The empty cars on the road leave us in
the dust
I can't help feeling
My car is way too full
Rolling up squad deep
(someone’s gonna crash, rolling up squad
deep)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(I’m gonna have an accident)
And I drove it down the street
(police are gonna see, rolling up squad
deep)
Oh no, I have no room to move at all
I barely have a view
And I'm trying to make a turn
We drive around trying to get who knows
where
Watching the gas go down
As my wallet will not be spared
The empty cars on the road all pass us
They keep me thinking of how the car is
very full
The empty cars on the road leave us in
the dust
I can't help feeling
My car is way too full
Rolling up squad deep
(someone’s gonna crash, rolling up squad
deep)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(I’m gonna have an accident)
And I drove it down the street
(police are gonna see, rolling up squad
deep)
My car is way too full
Rolling up squad deep
I stuffed my friends inside my car
And we’ve used up all the seating
We speed on through every green light
The good news is it’s 11:59 at night
I turned the car and we all started to
roll
People in back went flying and to where I
just don’t know
(I’m gonna have an accident)
We all started to fall
(Tires and gonna stall, wow this hill is
steep)
We all started to fall
(You're gonna wish we had hit a tree)
And fall, and fall, and fall
(Tires and gonna stall, wow this hill is
steep)
My car is way too full
(You're gonna wish you never had left
with me)
Rolling up squad deep
(Tires and gonna stall, wow this hill is
steep)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(You're gonna wish you never had left
with me)
And there are no empty seats
(Tires and gonna blow, screeching in the
street)
My car is way too full
(You're gonna wish you never had left
with me)
Rolling up squad deep
(Tires and gonna stall, rolling in the
street)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(You're gonna wish you never had left
with me)
And we drove it
we drove it
we drove it
we drove it down the street
Also, stay tuned for an update on Thursday. :)