Rolling Up Squad Deep


They say 2011 was the year of Adele, with her clean sweep of the Grammy’s in February. That’s funny, I thought it was the year of the Rabbit. And who is they? The people who say I’m funny? Because they weren’t right about that. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they are right about this one. So, in a tribute to Adele, I will share my parody of Rolling In The Deep, which I call Rolling Up Squad Deep. Squad deep, as defined by the urban dictionary, means “Bringin’ ya whole crew.’ Just thought I’d let you know. 

There's a spark starting in my car
Reaching all cylinders, and it's making the engine start
Finally I can shift it into gear
Roll away and pull out while looking out the rear
See how I leave with every friend I have
Don't underestimate how well we all behave

There's a spark starting in my car
Reaching all cylinders
And it's making the engine start

The empty cars on the road all pass us
They keep me thinking of how the car is very full
The empty cars on the road leave us in the dust
I can't help feeling
My car is way too full
Rolling up squad deep
(someone’s gonna crash, rolling up squad deep)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(I’m gonna have an accident)
And I drove it down the street
(police are gonna see, rolling up squad deep)

Oh no, I have no room to move at all
I barely have a view
And I'm trying to make a turn
We drive around trying to get who knows where
Watching the gas go down
As my wallet will not be spared

The empty cars on the road all pass us
They keep me thinking of how the car is very full
The empty cars on the road leave us in the dust
I can't help feeling
My car is way too full
Rolling up squad deep
(someone’s gonna crash, rolling up squad deep)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(I’m gonna have an accident)
And I drove it down the street
(police are gonna see, rolling up squad deep)
My car is way too full
Rolling up squad deep
I stuffed my friends inside my car
And we’ve used up all the seating

We speed on through every green light
The good news is it’s 11:59 at night
I turned the car and we all started to roll
People in back went flying and to where I just don’t know

(I’m gonna have an accident)
We all started to fall
(Tires and gonna stall, wow this hill is steep)
We all started to fall
(You're gonna wish we had hit a tree)
And fall, and fall, and fall
(Tires and gonna stall, wow this hill is steep)

My car is way too full
(You're gonna wish you never had left with me)
Rolling up squad deep
(Tires and gonna stall, wow this hill is steep)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(You're gonna wish you never had left with me)
And there are no empty seats
(Tires and gonna blow, screeching in the street)

My car is way too full
(You're gonna wish you never had left with me)
Rolling up squad deep
(Tires and gonna stall, rolling in the street)
I stuffed my friends inside my car
(You're gonna wish you never had left with me)
And we drove it
we drove it
we drove it
we drove it down the street

Also, stay tuned for an update on Thursday. :)